He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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