Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Randomize
