I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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