Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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