i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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