Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Randomize