Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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