i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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