So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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