I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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