I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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