glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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