Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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