"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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