if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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