don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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