I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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