you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
God, I missed his penis.
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