Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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