True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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