You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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