ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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