But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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