I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He better not be in your backpack
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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