I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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