Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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