i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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