I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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