Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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