I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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