normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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