I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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