theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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