I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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