i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you had me at cake vodka
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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