Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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