Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
