Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
did you just send me my own nude
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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