i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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