in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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