big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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