gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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