Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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