She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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