She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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