You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
me + whiskey = a bad person
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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