problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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