rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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