4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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