Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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