Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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