i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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