lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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